I'm alright, Your alright
Everybody's doin' alright tonight
Now's the time to sing this song
If you're alright you can't go wrong

Are you alright, yeah, I'm alright you alright?
Are you alright, yeah, I'm alright you alright?

Everybody's asking "What's the scam?"
I just say "I'm not a well man"
Saw the doctor yesterday
This is what he had to say
"I think you've got a dreadful cheek
I've seen you fourteen times this week!"
"I've given you a routine check"
"Your makin' me a nervous wreck!"

I'm alright, Your alright
Everybody's doin' alright tonight
Now's the time to sing this song
If you're alright you can't go wrong

We're alright, we're alright
Everyone's havin' a ball tonight
'Avin' a laugh and singin' a song
If we're alright we can't go wrong

'er, are you alright,  I'm alright you alright?
Yeah, I'm alright, you alright?
Yeah, I'm alright, you alright?

When you're in a traffic jam
We all do the best we can
Brightnening up your afternoon
Playing you your favourite tune
When the country's deep in snow
And your motor car won't go
And your itching for a fight
Just relax 'cause your alright

I'm alright, Your alright
Everybody's doin' alright tonight
Now's the time to sing this song
If you're alright you can't go wrong

We're alright, we're alright
Everyone's havin' a ball tonight
'Avin' a laugh and singin' a song
If we're alright we can't go wrong

No no no no no no no no no!
get down, get down yes get down, alright

Now you alright?
Yeah, I'm alright, you alright?
Yeah, I'm alright, you alright?
I'm alright, you alright?

If I got to be a rock star
I'd be on the 'Pops'
People'd trudge from near and far
to thier TV shops
They'd all need a colour set
To see my flashy clothes
They'd all need a great big screen
To capture all of my nose!

I'm alright, Your alright
Everybody's doin' alright tonight
Now's the time to sing this song
If you're alright you can't go wrong

We're alright, we're alright
Everyone's havin' a ball tonight
'Avin' a laugh and singin' a song
If we're alright we you can't go wrong

I'm alright, Your alright
Everybody's doin' alright tonight
Now's the time to sing this song
If you're alright you can't go wrong

We're alright, we're alright
Everyone's havin' a ball tonight
'Avin' a laugh and singin' a song
If we're alright we can't go wrong

(mutter, mutter, mutter) 
Is that the record over now?
Hello? Hello?